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69 quotes by Confucius
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001. Confucius say woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit.
002. Confucius say man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
003. Confucius say man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
004. Confucius say man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face.
005. Confucius say passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.
006. Confucius say man with hole in pocket, feel cocky.
007. Confucius say man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
008. Confucius say virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone.
009. Confucius say girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town.
010. Confucius say he who fart in church, sit in own pew.
011. Confucius say baseball no sport-man with four balls cannot walk.
012. Confucius say man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
013. Confucius say Kotex is not best thing on earth, is next-to-best thing on earth.
014. Confucius say man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts.
015. Confucius say man who walk through airport door sideways, going to Bangkok.
016. Confucius say man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
017. Confucius say man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
018. Confucius say when lady say no, she mean maybe. When lady say maybe, she mean yes. When lady say yes, she no lady!
019. Confucius say man who go to bed with stiff problem, wake with solution in hand.
020. Confucius say man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
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